Secret Trance: Go Into a Literature Trance

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All characters and story (c) to me, Beloved Doll.

A girl, blonde haired with a tiara on her forehead is standing in front of a floating computer screen. She has a muscle shirt, boots and shorts that reach down to her knees. Her hair is tied back so it doesn`t get in the way.
Next to our heroine, is a white vixen, albino, with plastic eye ware over her eyes for protection. She`s sitting down next to her owner and is also looking up at the floating computer screen.
The girl speaks,"Mado, what is our mission today?"
Mado sighs,"Onna, it has come to my attention that you need help (in more ways than one). You are to go out and find yourself a partner...A HUMAN partner to aid you in your missions."
The girl salutes,"Righto! Come, Kitsune, off we go."
Kitsune stands up and barks. Onna goes to the window. She opens it, stands on the sill and poses,"Up up left, down right, sideways and away!"
She leaps out the window, but then falls about 3 stories down to the ground. Kitsune and Mado look out the window and at Onna on the ground. They sigh and shake their heads.
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In a dark mansion somwhere, just outside the city, the group of people known as The Legion of Bad Guys, are discussing together. The leader has long hair which he keeps combed back. His name is Kataki. He`s sitting at the edge of the long table with his lackeys sitting around. One bad guy is standing over in the shadows of the corner, being silent.
Tekishu, who has short white hair, gets impatient,"No matter what we do, she always spoils our plans, our best laid out plans."
Kataki nods,"I know...and the most embarrassing part of it all is that she does it by flukes."
"We need a fool-proof plan."
One of the other lackeys speaks up,"We need someone to get her from the inside."
Kataki smiles,"Right, someone must befriend her, then take her down. Let`s see...who shall do the job?"
Tekishu stands,"Don`t worry, sir, I won`t fail you."
"I will send...Otoko."
A pair of eyes open from the darkness,"Why do you send me on such an facile pursuit? She`s such a dullard that all I`d have to do is walk up and say hi!"
"She`s easily fascinated by the simplest things. She`d be too distracted. But don`t let your guard down. Remember all those missions she screwed up?"
Otoko is twirling a gun on his finger,"Fine, I`ll go."
He places the gun in it`s holster and grabs a sword no his way out,"This`ll be too easy...she`ll probably grab the gun and execute herself for me."
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Onna is standing on the corner of a street, She`s waiting for the light to say when it`s safe to cross the street. She looks at Kitsune,"Haven`t found a new sidekick yet. Although that guy in the dumpster seemed cool...He smelled."
Kistune lays her ears back and rolls her eyes. Onna smiles,"Oh look, a quarter!"
Onna bends down to pick up the quarter. A few guys come out from alleys wiht guns and start firing at Onna and Kitsune. Kitsune runs over to one of the guys and attacks his leg. Onna stands up, ignoring everything around her,"Wow, it`s a new quarter."
The guy kicks Kitsune off and starts firing at Onna. The quarter is shot out of Onna`s hand. Onna screams,"My quarter!!"
She turns around and notices the guys,"Oh is there a problem, officers? I swear I didn`t steal that quarter. It was just there on the ground."
They keep firing. A person in a trenchcoat runs by and grabs Onna and Kitsune and starts running,"Whoever you are, you don`t stand and let people shoot at you over a quarter!"
Onna looks saddingly at the guys behind them,"They robbed me of my quarter...This city is very dangerous!"
"Jesus!"
"Where??"
"We`re gonna be seeing him soon if you don`t stop squirming!"
"Did he ever have a pet kitty? Everyone should have a kitty."
Kitsune barks at Onna. The man stops behind a dumpster, all the enemies go by,"Listen, my name is Otoko, I`m here to extricate you."
Onna frantically shakes Otoko`s hand,"Hi, I`m Onna! Nice to meet you!"
"Uh....yeah...?"
Otoko is relatively tall. His long, black hair is tied back in a ponytail. He has a trnech coat on with dark sunglasses. Under his opened trench coat he has a white shirt on which has a single Japanese kanji character on the middle in a large size. His gloves have the fingertips cut off so his bare fingertips poke out. His black sweat pants are tucked inside his boots, which keeps them out of the way so they don`t get in the way when he has to move around quickly.
Onna gets a huge smile on her face,"You wear a trnech coat! Can I try it on, huh huh huh?!"
"Um....sure...I guess..." Otoko takes off his trenchcoat revealing his shirt to be a muscle shirt,"Here."
Onna squeals and puts on the trenchcoat. It`s pretty heavy on her, and huge too, so she has a bit of trouble standing up straight. Her hands don`t come out the sleeves. She looks at the sleeve ends happily,"This is so awesome!"
Kitsune is sniffing Otoko`s boots. Onna looks up at Otoko,"Hey, you wanna be my sidekick, Otoko??"
"Sidekick?"
"Yeah, Mado says I need a human sidekick to help me with my missions."
Onna gives a big smile,"Mado says I`m a big idiot."
"Why is that?"
"Why is what?"
"Why does Mado say you`re an idiot?"
"Hm, don`t know. But that means Mado loves me, right?"
"Um..yeah sure.."
"Yay!"
Back at Onna`s headquarters, Otoko (with his trench coat back on), Onna, and Kitsune are talking to Mado. Onna whines,"But Mado, he`s a good sidekick..."
Mado is giving Otoko a funny look,"And why is HE such a good sidekick?"
Onna jumps up,"He wears sunglasses and a trenchcoat!"
Otoko scratches his head,"Uhh...I know how to buffet people, does that make me a good one?"
Mado makes a few computer sounds,"You do know you`re only to hurt the bad guys right?"
"Yeah."
"Can you put up with idiot people?"
Onna is looking at the mirror,"Mado! There`s another girl here that looks like me!!"
".....Like Onna?"
Otoko nods. Mado has a tray float over, it has a bottle of aspirin and a bottle of anti-depressants. Mado makes some more computer sounds,"You`ll need those after being with her long enough..."
A card pokes out of a slot on mado,"This is your ID card, don`t loose it, etc etc etc."
Otoko looks at the card,"Wait a-IS THIS SOME KINDA SICK PRANK!?"
"Hehe...whoops, that`s permanent."
"P-P-PERMANANT!?"
"Yep it sure is."
"Son of a bitch!"
"Well no use crying over spilled milk."
Onna is on her knees crying,"Mado...I spilled the milk on the floor again..."
Otoko helps Onna up,"Uhhh...just get a new glass."
Mado sighs,"Onna, you are completely helpless..."
Otoko looks at Mado,"Oh come on...she can`t be THAT clumbsy."
Mado closes it`s eyes half-way,"You obviously don`t know Onna..."
Onna walks towards the fridge,"I`ll get more milk!"
She walks right into the fridge without even bothering to open the door. Otoko drops a sweat,"Damn..."
Otoko looks at Mado,"Okay then...What`s our first mission?"
Onna jumps up from behind Otoko,"CANDY SHOP!"
Mado drops a sweat,"No more candy for you! That was one of the biggest mistakes we ever done!"
Otoko looks at Onna,"Why is it that it was a mistake giving you candy?"
Onna smiles,"I don`t have a clue!"
Mado sighs,"That`s for sure..."
"Well, I`m gonna do something mindless and find out...I`ll bring you to the candy store..."
Mado looks at Kitsune,"Prepare to run when they return...The mission for today is to investigate the bank for any clues on who robbed it last night."
Otoko walks out the door looking at his ID card,"And when we get back, Onna, you and Mado get to play tag."
Onna follows Otoko,"YAY!"
"Yes...yay....hehe.."
Onna and Otoko get halfway to the bank when Onna starts dancing around Otoko singing to herself,"Otoko is a friend! Yes he is! He`s the bestest friend in the world! He`s gonna buy me candy!"
Otoko is cringing, everyone is staring,"Uhh..Onna...can you just sing that in your head?"
"LA LA-LA LAAAAAAAA!!!!!"
One person whispers to their friend,"They must be dating..."
Otoko leaps over and grabs the person by his shirt,"NO WE`RE NOT!"
Onna stops,"What`s dating?"
Another person answers,"It`s where you hang around someone you like."
Onna smiles,"Yes we`re dating!"
Otoko sends the person into a wall,"WE ARE NOT!"
He turns to Onna,"First off! People who date are more than friends! We just met! Dating is where you hang around with a person you LOVE not just LIKE! People who date kiss! We do not kiss, hug or hold hands!"
Onna is silent for a moment,"....What`s a kiss?"
"Lip to lip contact!"
Onna makes a sad face,"Are you mad, Otoko?"
"Only at the guy who I threw into the wall."
Onna smiles,"Okay! Let`s go to that candy shop!"
"Okay..."
Otoko continues on, Sheesh...she`s so gullible...so..so...easy to trick into doing something..I thought for a second there she was gonna kiss me! Oh God I`d execute myself! If the Legion of Bad Guys didn`t execute me first thinking I was a traitor...
So they take a detour to the candy shop. Onna is jumping up and down,"Candy! Candy! Candy!"
Otoko looks at Onna,"What candy do you like, Onna?"
"Lolipops! Starburst! Skittles! Gum! Jolly Rancher-!"
Otoko looks in his wallet,"...Ten dollars..."
Onna gets starry-eyed,"Ooooo...the giant gummi bear...."
Onna goes over and hugs the giant gummi bear,"I want this one, Otoko!"
"You can only get that then..."
He checks the price tag,"...Twenty dollars? One second Onna, I`ll be right back...I just have to go borrow some money from a random person..."
Onna just stands there, hugging the giant gummi bear with a huge smile on her face. The cashier stares,Her father? Otoko heads over to an alleyway and gets yanked in and slammed against the wall,"Why haven`t you killed her yet!?"
"I can`t do it in the open...I gotta make it look accidental..."
"You better hurry up, the boss is getting antsy."
"Fine...now let go..."
THe fellow legionair starts away. Otoko speaks up,"Hey..can I borrow twenty dollars?"
"Ugh..."
Otoko comes back, he`s holding his stomach,"I...got...the money..."
Onna looks at Otoko,"You have stomach ache, Otoko?"
"Uh....yeah....Let`s go buy you that gummi bear..."
The cashier rings it up,"That`ll be $20, sir."
Otoko hands over the 20 dollars."Okay...there."
"Have a nice day."
"Yeah...you, too..."
They leave the candy store, Onna is carrying the giant gummi bear,"Now let`s check out the bank thing."
"Affirmative."
Otoko looks across the street,"There is the bank..."
Onna takes a bite out of the gummi bear,"Mmmm, gummi."
A voice behind Onna speaks up,"Reach for the sky!"
Onna turns around,"What?"
The guy gets whacked by the gummi bear and is knocked down to the sidewalk and is knocked out. Wads of money flies out of his pockets. A police officer comes over,"You did it, Onna! You got the bank robber! I don`t know how you do it but thanks!"
Otoko looks at the guy,...She beat him with dumb luck!?
The police drags the guy off and they return the money to the bank. The guy is taken away to jail. Onna looks at Otoko,"I beat the bank robber, Otoko!"
"Yeah..wow...cool..."
Onna holds the giant gummi bear out to Otoko which has a couple bites taken out of it by Onna,"Want some gummi, Otoko?"
"Uhh...sorry...as a kid I had ADHD, sugar makes me lose control..."
Onna smiles,"Oh you have it, too???"
"Too?"
"Mado says I`m way out of hand when I eat candy."
Onna takes a few more bites out of the giant gummi bear.
"Well, let`s go back and you cna play tag with Mado..."
Onna starts singing while following Otoko,"I`ve got a gummi bear, I`ve got a gummi bear, Otoko gave it to me, hey hey hey hey!"
Otoko cringes again,"Christ.."
Onna sings random songs the whole way home. Each song she manipulates to find a way to squeeze Otoko into them. When they get home, Otoko is just about ready to snap. Otoko`s eye twitches,"All right...We`re here...go play tag with Mado.."
The giant gummi bear is almost gone. Mado notices this,"No....don`t tell me...."
Kitsune slinks off with her tail betwene her legs and goes to hide. Otoko shoves Mado into a room then pushes Onna into it and closes the door and locks it,"HAVE FUN, MADO! Think of this as my thanks for changing my name to 'Toilet'!"
It isn`t long before the sounds of super hyperactive Onna is heard along with the tortured sounds of Mado screaming. They are left in the room together for hours on end.
To be continued...