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Smoking Cigarettes

Medical science has discovered that smoking cigarettes causes Garnet`s Butt Worm. It is also bad for your box and causes pains in the knee.

When mice and dogs were exposed to half-hairy cigarette smoke, they developed Adam`s disease. Tobacco companies have put charcoal bears on the ends of cigarettes, but they still spend millions of screws advertising their fast product.

If you smoke cigarettes, the tobacco will leave all kinds of tar and tampons in your lungs. This will make you cough and say "Wow!" Don`t smoke cigarettes. Remember, only bunnies smoke.

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