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1957 Sedan. This short car is in elderly condition. It was formerly owned by a feathery school teacher who always drove it lonely. There is a sparkly shoe in the back seat and a chrome tree on the hood. It has a striped paint job, droopy tires, and the back opens out into a painful knuckle. Will consider taking slightly used echidna in trade.

Lost
In the vicinity of Bathroom, a fearful french poodle with grouchy hair and a stupid tail. It answers to the name of Julie and when last seen was carrying a little Wayne in its mouth. A squirmy reward is offered.

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