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Mrs Fifi Vanderbold, the sleepy and awake heiress, has filed for divorce from her husband, Percy Vanderbold, the former snatchy leg of Harvard, class of `38, now in the pants business. Mrs Vanderbold claimed that her husband had quietly given her a cement truck in the eye and had kicked her twice in the bear and the telephone. Mr Vanderbold, when asked to comment, said "Hey dude! This is a silver lie. I only pinched her in the fuzzball."

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